Welcome, earthlings to my blog. So random =.=" Nothing better to do so yea...

Oh ya! Aliens please dun come my blog.

While chatting wit Omeleb last night, I forgot how but he suddenly mentioned "banana omelette wit carrots", so I was thinking "hmm....why dun i try?"

So...I DID! Today. Seriously. I mashed the banana, cracked the egg. scrambled, added a little bit of cereal milk, scramble again, chop 1/5 of a carrot into tiny pieces, fry the egg, added in the carrots.

And I ate it. Results?

...

It was.....

IT WAS............

IT WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FRICKING DISGUSTING!

So wad I did was I had to eat the last remains in one goal, and I gagged, and blood started coming out of my left nostril.

And I spent 10 minutes bending over the sink to clear the non-stop flowing of the blood. Omely, I wanted to actually take a picture of me and the mess that was made when the blood flowed all over from my nose to my mouth to the sink to the walls -.-"

But I didn't cush stupid camera no batt. -.-" anyways....

Oh ya!!!!!

Today's post is titled "The Common Friendster Fault"

Yes, Friendster is one of the most widely used and known social website.

It's something like Facebook and MySpace but I think MySpace is the most used one la. But who cares....anyways....

Back to my point, the ONE common Friendster Fault.

And it is, the CHAO AH LIEN AND AH BENG. CHAO CHAO CHAO KIAM HU!

Cannot tahan ar!

Oh ya! [for the 3rd time in this post]

One bad thing that Facebook don't have that Friendster have:

AH BENGS AND AH LIENS.

THIS PEOPLE CAN GO *i dun wan say die la, not dat bad* EAT POO.

=D. Ah better. Still bad la, but not as bad as ask someone go die.

So cannot tahan ar. I mean at least I dun hav any ah lien/beng friends dat send me ah lien/beng-ish testi-s/comments.

1) Seriously la, I mean wads the point of writing like this:

Ah Lien: HeYzZzZzZ, caN aDd mE yAxX??? ^^ ~~YoUr PiC vEri niCe oHzZzZ~~~~LenG ZaI lE~~~

-___________-" chao chicken.

I mean why don't u do this?

*I can't believe I actually wrote like THAT in PRIMARY SIX. (Excluding the "~~~" -.-)*

What you write, you say out loud. Sound so fricking retarded -.-". So FAKE ar. Dun act FAKE okay. Be ORIGINAL (like me NOW and my friends>=) )

Hehe. True wad! FAKERS.

2) I also HATE the chao ah liens/bengs that photoshop EVERY SINGLE one of their photos jus to make them look extra cute/pretty/handsome

Dunneed Photoshop ho. Sia soi urself nia. Even if you photoshop until nice nice, people see you in real life not that nice that talk behind your back ah. =.=" Not me la. I dun lyk to talk behind people back. See, I'm actually insulting you now here! Free for you to read! =p

3) Think so cool swear

ESPECIALLY AH BENG KIA. Think you so cool kip swearing on fs izzit?! Every single line sure must got swear word wan

*only place i will swear is this Ah Beng example*

Ah Beng: chao cibai ah u! u tink u so handsum. kanasai ar.

Like that la, kip swearing de type of CHAO ah beng.

GO EAT SHIT LA. *since you swear, i swear also lo*

4) Stupid, stupid, stupid Internet competitions

Join stupid internet competitions. Edit your pics nice nice and den gt background wan. And then got winner but no prize. No, nothing! Wasting time nia! -___-" Only got the title "Winner" there, not like you get anything from it ya? Chao kiam hu.

Okay la. I stop here. Can't think of AH LIEN/BENG anymore. Got HIAW la, but nt LIEN/BENG. Still this ALIENS should not be in this world.

CHAO KIMAK.

I throw my nose bleed blood on you den you noe. =.="