Time: 7:26 P.M
Place: MSN
Date: 29/3/08

[c=50]『†ŽέІ 』™[/c=48] says:
eh wait

[c=50]『†ŽέІ 』™[/c=48] says:
when brush teeth nid put

[c=50]『†ŽέІ 』™[/c=48] says:
toothpaste?

i love being the hehehe vicitm..Lol says:
==

i love being the hehehe vicitm..Lol says:
ok OF COZ LA

P.S: Can't blame him just got his braces fixed

Place: My house dining room
Time: At night (18/3/08)
People involved: Me and my ah ma

Ah Ma: scratching...Aiyo! Wah eh armpit chin chio ai pang hleh iok ko(My armpit very itchy..need to apply itchy cream)

Me: looks in a "o.O + ==" way at her

Ah Ma: continues scratching armpit

Me: dunno for some kind of reason..i forgot that she was talking about her armpit so i said..

Me: Ma mien pang hamik cream..iong lu eh nua pang to ho liaw..(Ma, dunned to apply cream, just use your saliva enough liaw)

LOL! I mean seriously LOL...ahaha

AHAHAHA!!..Tonight (14/3/08)..after tuition..me and Justin in computer room..Yi Yong and mom watching a movie called "The Seventh Day"..==..so..me and Justin sing lo...then after thinking...we decided to sing "Teardrops of My Guitar"

THEN..at the part where the lyrics went "I won't.." (Justin sang it) then "Beep!" the whole computer shut off by itself..then..it went back on..but there was something like checking [:C] drive or something..and it was like only 10% complete...==...

Me: {so slow..} <-- [thinking]

Justin: shake the computer than ok liaw

Me: hiya..just reset it la..

Justin: Don't! Later veri slow load

Me: =P..where's the reset button

Justin: Eh..don'..

[Beep!]

Justin: Woi!..Why you reset it? [laughs]

Me: laughing..{surely ok liaw lar} <-- [thinking] Then..come out the checking thing again! HIYA! SIAN LIAW AH..QUICK LIAW!!

Justin: Just shake the comp then ok liaw

Me: bang the comp motherboard...wait for a few seconds..bang it again

Justin: What are you doing?!..Just shake it..[shakes the comp]

=p...ahaha..then Yi Yong come in...keep telling us " You noe I cry ah..the movie so sad"..hiya..so emo wan this Yi Yong..==""

Haha...went bowling today (14/3/08)...Got my FIRST STRIKE!!! YAY!!...but that's not what I wanna talk about...

The amazing thing was went i wanted to call somebody on my handphone..it was an urgent phone call and at that time..it was my turn to bowl (2 people share 1 lane)..

So..what I did was I actually took the ball with my right hand..the phone on my left hand..and threw the ball..=))

OMG...i couldn't believe it...seriously...i knocked down all the pins except one...Eunice keep saying "Bren, next time you bowl you should use your handphone.."...

THEN dat Vui Yiin and Eunice bully me...T~T...wen one pin left dey all say "Longkang! Longkang!"...den i throw den i miss DEN it go in LONGKANG....T~T..so mean wan hor?...well..kia su-Ness will owez b der...sigh...LOL...

Time: After Cikgu ****'s **** tuition
Place: Yi Yong's car

Elisa: Aunty (Yi Yong's mom)..did you noe that Yi Yong very horny?

Brenda: Yalo! Dis Yi Yong so ghairah..=D

Yi Yong: What the?! Dun simply say la!..Ma..lu eh zai ah..Elisa..ah..ee...ee..suka chiak kolo mee

LOL!!! XDDD

Vui Yiin's SMS to Brenda Sia: Eh. Vui Yiin here. U wan 2 go my hse on wed 4 my birth?

Brenda Sia's reply to Vui Yiin's SMS: Ahaha..lol...Vui Yiin resurrect...ahaha..yes i will go to ur birth..lol

ahaha...ok so back to Vui Yiin's birth..=P

1) Vui Yiin's CRIB is HUGE! I mean her house is sooo...BIG..her living room is 4x the size of mine (no kidding) she has a karaoke room, 5 breeded dogs, bedrooms each with a toilet and 2 maids..

2) That girl is seriously rich..her burthdae wuz simple but nice..first, we went to her house..Eunice..Rich Girl No.2 brought her PSP...all killing game wan...i never knew she was so kill-y..found out Vui Yiin had a touch-screen cam..sigh..tok tok tok..Kolly keep sneezing so loud and din cover her mouth..==..

3) Vui Yiin's mom made Lychee Fruit Water for us..Eunice hates lychees so she gave me all of hers...*-*..yay!...

4) Went to Pizza Hut ate one pizza, one breadstick, one bowl of soup

Went BOWLING!!!..ermm..i "bowled"..my highest score is 54..i know it sucks..haha..Eunice got 65 and she striked once...O.o..i can't even strike..the most i hit is i think either 7 or 8 out of 10 bowling pins..HIYA!!..i think i'm the lousiest..=))..btw..luv bowling but luv tennis MORE-R!! ^^

A warning to You..A Sexual Harasser revealed Just TONIGHT..11/3/08

SHE was discovered in Cikgu *******'s ***** tuition...she harassed Miss Elisa Kho by hitting her V..=P 3 times that day...

AND she hitted me on the ass and V during a game of basketball...WHAT THE?!

So when you see her..be careful...she likes to do stupid things..especially when she's blocking ppl during bball games..she jumps and down, waving her hands in the air and her palms in a circular motion...=="..i hope that's descriptive enough to protect you from this GIRL..heehee...

SHE looks like this...SORRY..image taken away to protect privacy of person..just watch out for a girl tat wave her hands in the air and her palms in a circular motion...AHAHA!!!

[Rehearsing time.........]

[Alvin's house...Drama]

The Things That Happen There...>)

1) Caroline use Alvin toilet....Alvin ask her not to on light cuz can see hian hian then wen she inside i on the light..XDDD...then we can see her VERY BLUR...sitting on toilet bowl...hahaha

2) *funniest*...James working on script on Alv's comp...then Caroline go sit next to him.. Alv lock the bedroom door and leave Caroline outside with James...wen Caroline hear the lock click she quickly ask to come in so in the end we let her in....we scared she cry...and oh ya..Larry took a pic of them sitting together and showed it to Cikgu Ho! LOL! =))))

Place: Library
Period: English

Jethro was walking to his table a few rows behind me...then when he passed me "Poot!" Got sound come out then very smelly...lol. Kolly, Joel and Winston heard it and we all started laughing..

Then Miss Kueh go say "What's so funny?" Then the guys tell her that someone farted.

Miss Kueh: Who fart?

Jethro go raise his hand up

Jethro: Me, teacher

LOL!

Place: Classroom
Period: Science

Teacher explaining about the digestion of food e.g: the food goes in the duodenum, small intestine..bla bla..

The group of boys (Joel, Jethro, Robin, Kenneth, Winston) start bla bla-ing and they all start talking and blaming Robin on things so Cikgu Wong had to "lecture" Robin a few times

When it came to the part where the food is stored in the rectum instead of rectum teacher write "Robin"

Then everybody laugh...LOL...then we keep saying "Is it Robin's Rectum?" or sumthing liddat

Then Winston (the troublemaker) ask " Teacher, are you trying to say that Robin store shit?"

Double LOL!!

Stupid javelin...stupid training...stupid STUPID!!!...haha...i'm just releasing the stress+embarassment...my head hurts...=P..

I basically just did this...they asked me to throw the javelin..i threw it the way that the back goes way low..and when I threw it...it hitted me on the head and dropped to the floor

Thank God nobody was watching....=PPP

Me: Yi Yong..wat's ur penyanyi kegemaran

James: Punani kegemaran??! //

Me: Ok...then so we all eat together and pray..(holds hands up)

*everyone look at me like i siaw lang liddat* //

Teacher: Ya...James got watermelon =))) *referring to James' stomach*

James: no la cikgu...not that big la

Me: no...honeydew =) //

Me: let's all take picture of the long-sightedness thing so we can gain marks

James and Justin and Me: (start taking pics..we r so desperate to gain marks..i dun even noe
why Yi Yong ask me take when she din even put that answer...==) //

Yi Yong: What are you waiting for, Jus?

Justin: (looks angrily at Shit)

Justin: .....dunno //

James: Ok..we all go out and shut the door on Yi Yong

James: Jessy..go out quickly!

Jessy smile..laugh at go out fast

James: wait wait Yi Yong i close the door for a while

Yi Yong: <:O ??

James: (opens the door..smiling and laughing) //

We all talked reli a lot to each other in McD...hubungan kami diearatkan pada malam ini...lol

Wait!!...got one more thing!

Jessy: u noe got one girl keep flirting with the guy at the counter

Me: ya..the girl with the hair clip...she flirt with the indian man...

Justin: (forgot wat he say liaw...but it's one word...=P)

Me: yalo...the indian man got so many hair on his had summore

Few moments later...

Yi Yong: Eeeee!! Jessy talk to Justin

We all laugh except for both of them

Jessy: What's wrong with you??! I was asking you whether the girl was Chinese o not!

Yeap...real shit in McD...all happened tonight...we (Jamie, Milo Peng, Jess, Me, Car Reverser) went to McD after tuition....then Car Reverser order

1st time Car Reverser (CR) place order- waitress din hear (or is it din care)

2nd time CR place order- waitress folds hands and say "What you want? Say properly, la!"

Then later...we got da bill

Total: RM 75...

WTF??!! Then we realize that MIlo's Big Mac not included in the takeaway so we ask the shit...

Milo: Just now we order Big Mac...How come it's not included?

Shit: This want is repeat order..that's why it's not included

All of us look at her with ":S" faces saying in our heads "WTF is repeat order" or "Hah?"

Milo: Then why is it not included?!

Shit: Wait first

Jamie: see wat i'm going to do

Me: What?

Jamie: ....(few seconds later) i'm going to scold her

Jess: dun la Jamie

Me: ya dun choi su lar..

Jess: Ya...

Then we go calm him down...then Milo still standing there so i go accompany him lor

Wait wait wait...she din layan us so we leave...that shit caused Justin not to have dinner, CR to give her burger to Milo to eat and me sacrificing half my burger for CR!

P.S: I dun mine sharing my burger though..the McFlurry wuz guddddd...