Time: BM period (First 2 periods after lunch)
Date: Today lo =D

It just struck me in tuition how funny Ah Tan/Dumpling/Mr.Wait's story was today lol

I dunno why but someone, I think Winston or Ben lol..commented something about Joshua becoming the man playing the piano outside the shopping centre there LOL

Then Ah Tan/Dumpling/Mr.Wait go say last time he saw a man playing piano..you know those men who are blind one..(or "blind"..who knows..)

He go give money to the man (i noe don't sound like him rite..but he's a really nice guy deep down =] )..He say he go drop a coin into the money box

You know the money box usually connected to a compartment of the piano..then Ah Tan/Dumpling/Mr.Wait say when he drop the coin in the whole piano off tiaw ki LOL!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHA...then the man continue playing the piano but then no sound come out..=="

Cause' the piano is the electric type wan ma..then when Dumpling (best name in my opinion so use Dumpling lo =D) drop the coin the whole piano no sound

And I wonder why the man still continue playing...HAHAHAHA! OMGosh..I can't believe I'm laughing at a poor blind man...

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......HAHAHAHA...*catches breath*........HAHAHAHAHA.

LOL!

But still I feel sorry for the blind man la..maybe he's also deaf..if not he won't be playing the piano when there's no sound coming out of it..^^"

Then got one time I saw the another man outside BDC Everrise there ar...usually he play piano and sing...

No offence..but..I think people pay him to shut up not to play & sing...==""

Seriously! It gets REALLY annoying sometimes..it's like the music is not what you would call as nice..It's like use your luck you know..

They got additional music so just hit any keys you feel and start singing whatever shit you come up with..hhmphh....some people really try hard to earn money..not randomly "playing" the keys of the piano and singing whatever comes up into your mind...but hiya..what to do?

Have to earn a living mah! Aiyerrh..

Then one night his microphone I think spoil/disconnected then I was like looking at him..his keyboard still working and then he was like still playing and I guess he didn't realize his microphone was spoilt/disconnected because when I look at him I saw that his lips still moving but like I can't hear what he said/sang cause' the music (as usual ==) was too loud -_-

So I guess he's also blind and deaf =(...I pity this people sometimes..but what people tell us it becomes epic you know just like Hannibal...

LOL!

That violent-natured guy in my class told me about the part where there was a man who was tied with ropes to a wheelchair..

Then some people go pour kerosene on him and lit him up and push him down a hill...

Yes..it's not suppose to be funny...but that violent guy made it so funny everytime I think about a burning man rolling down a hill it makes me laugh =}

Oh ya, tonight in BM tuition, all of us were talking about ways to die:

(Painful) ways to die:
*cut your veins
*shoot yourself in the mouth/head
*someone cuts/tortures you bit my bit
*burnt alive

(Less painful) ways to die:
*Sleep in carbon monoxide
*Overdose on sleeping pills

Warning: Do not (even) try this at home