I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic .
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm NOT POPULAR so I MUST have no life.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser.
I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I’m WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.I
DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver
I act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
i LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm British, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I agree with some cases of ABORTION so i MUST be heartless.
I have taken sisha, so I MUST be attention seeking.

How long can I hide?

I fear,

One day, that mask will come off by itself,

And what I've been hiding will one by one be slowly revealed.

But I will keep it on for possibly the rest of my life,

No one's gonna see what's underneath that mask...

Never.

Ever.

Random Thought

People call her selfish,
But little do these people know deep inside, she's blaming everything that had happened on herself.

People call her a problem kid,
But little do these people know the problems she REALLY have in her life

People think those bruises on her body were results of disobedience and bad behavior,
But little do these people know she gets abused by her father every night at home.

People call her 'anorexically skinny',
But little do these people know she goes to bed with restricted to little food to eat.

People wonder does she smoke 'cause she reeks of fag everytime,
But little do these people know her mom's on drugs and smoking.

People look and her and say self-pitying worm,
But little do these people know how strong she is in fact.

Deep inside, she fights the terror, fear and pain of everyday life,
She is like a flower growing in the midst of mosses,

Surrounded by the cold and merciless wind,
That threatens to uproot her fragile frame.

Yet she still stays strong,
And bears the wind every single time,

It blows right through her,
She never gives up,

Because she believes,
Every story has a happy ending,

And she believes that He will make everything alright,
In the time that He thinks is right.

So from then on, she endured the threats in her own life,
The pain from the abuse,
The sight of her semi-conscious mom,
The ear-shattering arguments and fights between her parents,
The pangs of hunger, the rumblings that emerged from her stomach,

Yet she remains thankful,
She knows she is still blessed,
And is still LUCKY,
To be in a condition where she is now.

To know that when she wakes up,
Despite the coldness and cruelness that surround her,
She still has another day to live to her very best,
When she thinks of the other people,
Who never got the chance to see another tomorrow

This girl will be my inspiration,
And she could be yours too.
I will be thankful from now on.
And I'll cherish every moment I have in my life.
Whether it be good or bad.
Because one day we'll look back upon it as a fragment of our memories,
Lest realizing how these pieces of fragments (:
Changed us in many ways,

To be strong,
Not too confident.

To be trustful,
Not naive,

To be caring and compassionate,
Not cruel or violent.

To be courageous,
Not to easily give up.

To have FAITH and BELIEVE,
Not to doubt endlessly.

But most importantly...

To LOVE and forgive,
Not to bear grudges and resent others.

:D

I MISS 3B SUPER DUPER MUCH!!!!!! :*(

Please keep me updated on what's happening guys :DDD

I'll ALWAYS be here to listen,

ALWAYS will be interested (:

Just type it in the cbox at the left hand corner over der....<.<

:P

Few more months to PMR...

Good luck my friends...

Aim for 7As =]]

And let's re-live UPSR Result Day in 2006!!!

*Yes, the joy, the tears, the happiness*

To those who did not get straight As for UPSR,

*You better get your fcking asses to work and get 7As for PMR =/*

=x

Hehe...:)

Everyone can get 7As okay???!!!

And guys ATTENTION!

I have a feeling that THIS year BM Paper II will be harder than Paper I

'Cause I heard that every year they like 'switch'

Last year, BM Paper I was harder than Paper II

So THIS year, it's more likely that Paper II will be harder.

So guys, keep up!!! You can do it

``I LITERALLY, SERIOUSLY miss BM =(. I miss the karangans we have to do LOL. Yea, we don't do much here...and I love BM, it's a beautiful language``

BM Tips that I learn from tuition and school that I'm gonna give to you guys!!! XDD

*PENTING*

lol.

Bahagian A =D

Contoh: ......sebab-sebab gejala sosial semakin menular dalam kalangan remaja

- *points up* kata-kata kunci

- baca seluruh petikan dan menggariskan SEBAB-SEBAB sahaja (no offence guys, but Pastaman is teaching us wrrooongg. Remember last time when we did Bahagian A? He told us to underline points that are not even the 'isi' but the 'huraian' T.T)

-untuk memastikan ringkasan kelihatan lebih kemas/teratur dan sekiranya ada masa =p, menyusun semula isi-isi yang telah dikumpulkan *andainya dapat menyusun, susun dlm bentuk kronologi*

-jngn lupa mengubah kata-kata isi. Contoh: satu daripada faktor yang menyumbang kepada sebab-sebab remaja melakukan gejala sosial ialah MASALAH RUMAH TANGGA

masalah-maslahat
rumah tangga- yang berlaku di rumah

;D

-kurang drpd 80 patah perkataan =)) jika dpt. maksimum: 82 patah perkataan!!!

Bahagian B *the section I hate most*

-memahami apa yang diperlukan oleh soalan *crap, my BM sucks sorry*

Contoh: ....punca-punca kemalangan jalan raya

-menenangkan fikiran dan minda dahulu. jngn panik!! LOL

-fikir sebab-sebab kemalangan di jalan raya berlaku

-sekurang-kurangnya 3 isi

-membuat peta minda seandainya mempunyai masa.

Sebab-sebab kemalangan di j.raya - pemandu yang tidak mematuhi peraturan jalan raya
- masalah dengan kenderaan pemandu
- sikap pemandu yang x prihatin terhadap keselamatan
sendiri dan orang lain

-huraikan dengan ringkas untuk setiap isi :))

Bahagian C *my favourite*

-pastikan kalian ingatilah format-format esei (e.g: Surat Rasmi dan Tidak Rasmi, Berita, Laporan, Ucapan, Perbahasan...)

-hiya the same la =p. think of the isi but take more time to think of how you going to elaborate/huraikan on each isi to make your karangan interesting.

E.g: Isis and elaborations for the topic of "Mengapa Permainan Tradisional Semakin Dilupakan oleh Generasi Kini"

---~Pawana ini, teknologi semakin bertambah canggih dan moden. Negara kita sedang mengalami anjakan paradigma yang ketara. Permainan-permainan tradisional seperti congkak, gasing dan wau telah diggantikan dengan permainan yang telah tercipta dengan teknologi terkini. Antara permainan-permainan moden yang telah menggantikan permainan tradisional termasuklah PlayStation, GameBoy, PSP, permainan komputer, permainan video dan sebagainya. Dengan adanya permainan-permainan ini, generasi muda telah lupa akan kepentingan permainan tradisional. Permainan tradisional dapat dianggap sebagai sesuatu 'adat' yang telah diwarisi secara turun-temurun. Permainan tradisional tidak harus dilupai oleh generasi muda karena permainan tradisional merupakan sesuatu yang mencerminkan adat dan budaya negara kita. Walaupun permainan-permainan dasawarsa lebih moden dan mungkin lebih bersesuaian dengan citarasa generasi muda terkini, golongan muda harus sedar bahawa mereka harus memikul tanggungjawab masing-masing untuk memastikan bahawa adat permainan tradisional tidak akan pudar dan harus dikekalkan untuk generasi-generasi yang akan datang.

Bahagian D

-baca novel kamu LOL

*LDDSS

*Timulak Kapal Perang

*Ekspedisi

- baca nota yang diberi oleh Cikgu Agien pada tahun yang lalu. =p


*** I recommend Cikgu Joey's tuition. Fun and berkesan***

So good luck okay guys???

This is how much I care for you!! XDDD *looks up to all the points*

I'm sorry if it doesn't help you much...

But I really want to help!!!

'Cause I wanna see y'all get straight A's!!!!

I'll be going to see your results!!!!

*fingers crossed*

3B! Make sure you guys get the best overall result in PMR okay

Remember our Logo for 2B in 2008: -2B or not 2B-

So you choose, to be or not to be.

To study hard or not

To excel or not.

Remember when we used to say our class was best in sports AND studies.

So make it happen ;)

I fricking miss you guys loads.

I miss the random and fun times we had.

I miss sitting near the rubbish bin. =(

I miss Chung Yee's psychotic laugher XD.

I miss Jethro's farts...

I miss Winston and Kenneth bullying Robin and Joshua

I miss Cikgu Lim's "okei"s

I miss Cikgu Yap's "cryptic look"

I miss Pastaman's reaction when Joshua didn't stick his paper in his book

I miss assemblies over there *we weren't even told next year's musical would be HSM =/*

I miss the SPACE, all the SPACE we had to roam around

I miss Kolly's OperaLaugh

I miss my M.A.F.I.A crew

I miss the girls of 3B who made La's last days in Lodge so memorable ((*:

I miss Ely and how we would sit together and talk often ending our conversations talking about Him :)

I miss Joshua's retardedness and how CCY, Tzin Hwa and Jia Jia would put cellotape on his legs and rip his leg hairs off...

I miss EVERYTHING about 3B.

The class, the enthusiasm, the smell, EVERYTHING.

I LOVE YOU GUYS.

3B FOREVER <3333

:)

YES PLEASE I DEMAND EVERYONE'S ATTENTION.

PLEASE READ WHAT I'M ABOUT TO WRITE UNDER HERE SLOWLY AND CAREFULLY

THANK YOU ALL =)

************************************

Specially dedicated to:

I might not know who Femmie is,
She might not be my friend,
But she is Brenda's friend, so,
I want to pray for,
Her mom, Mrs. Teo (:
Who will be undergoing,
An operation today
And I just want to ask You Lord,
To look down upon her,
And be by her side throughout,
The entire procedure,
Be her refuge, O Lord,
Take her under your wings, that she may be,
Held safe from all possibilities of,
Wrong-goings, and we strongly believe,
She will be safe, she will pull through with,
No difficulties whatsoever,
Because You O Lord, is and has always,
Been with her throughout the entire process.
Not only that, Lord,
I would like to pray for Femmie or,
Otherwise known as Samantha/Sam,
As well as her siblings,
That Lord you would give them the strength,
Faith, and hope they need during this time,
It is hard when one of your loved ones goes
Through an operation that runs a 50/50 risk,
Fear and insecurity gripped their hearts Lord,
They need Your unfaltering love and mercy,
Feel their hearts with Your love and warmth,
And most importantly, FAITH and TRUST,
That everything would be alright,
Because You would be there, O Lord,
You would make everything alright,
Everything will turn out perfectly O.K,
Because You're always here to stay...
Amen. (:

Femmie this is for youuu =)))...

I know how terrifying and scary this incident is and keep the FAITH!!!

Your mom will be ALRIGHT because the Lord will be with her throughout the whole operation.